ESARCASM

eSarcasm is a (mostly) satirical site devoted to mockery of all things of a geeky nature. Their mission is to puncture the pompous, ridicule the ridiculous, skewer the silly, and abuse alliteration, all while fighting evil and flossing on a regular basis. The opinions expressed on this site are solely those of the authors and may not reflect popular opinion or common sense. Visitors should not read eSarcasm while eating, operating heavy machinery, taking selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor... s (SSRI’s), or if they’ve recently undergone humor bypass surgery. (Though the latter are welcome to add their thoughts to the comments fields so they can taunt them mercilessly.) Topics mocked on eSarcasm may occasionally stray from technology and include sex, politics, entertainment, culture, sex, sports, current events, and sex. They know some of you will complain bitterly about that, so you might as well get it over with now. (Their complaint department is located here.) To learn more about the swirling maelstrom of snark that is eSarcasm LLC, visit their eSarcasm blog, cleverly titled eSarcasm Blog. All content is copyright eSarcasm LLC and may not be reproduced without permission. Violators of this policy will be subject to the severest penalties the law allows. They will come to your home, scratch up all your DVDs, sequester your family, impregnate your livestock, and sow salt into the earth so crops will not grow for 1,000 years. Do not mess with us.More