UNFAIR MARIO

Welcome to Unfair Mario. The game you grew up with is back, but this time it's super unfair! I'm your host, New Unfair Mario. NUMA for short. Let me tell you how this works: the levels of the original Super Mario Bros are back, and just like before there are lots of coins that will kill you if you touch them. This time though, our programmers have added an exciting new twist where some of those coins can't be touched at all! It's more than just a minor change; it adds whole new dimensions to the... se classic levels, which means they're even more fun for us, seasoned players. And it's not just coins, oh no. Enemies are also off-limits. That's right! I don't mean you can touch them, but they will actively avoid being touched by us players. They will move out of the way if we walk towards them and then they'll continue on their merry way as though nothing had happened. Doesn't that sound amazing? No more having to deal with pesky little sprites getting in your way for a change! So what about those guys who made New Super Mario Bros Wii ? Well, my friends, they have been caught red-handed trying to sneak in some new gameplay elements from NSMBW . Did you hear me? They've been stealing ideas from our show! We can all see what they're trying to do here. They're trying to make the next Unfair Mario .More